how to get girls to like you:
- compliment their eyebrows
- eat them out
someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day
This is the species that invented space flight
This is completely ridiculous behavior!
(takes credit card from wallet, opens Amazon app.)
She’s got a wet whistle #dogstagram #dog #yorkie #dogsofinstagram #puppygram #doghashtag